On my way out the door yesterday morning, I caught a glimpse of something the size of a chicken wing scurrying across my kitchen floor. My immediate thought was palmetto bug. If you are from someplace other than the lowcountry, you may not be familiar with these beastly cousins of the common cockroach.
Palmetto bugs are typically 1 1/2 to 2 inches long, according to the all-knowing Wikipedia and as confirmed by my unfortunate familiarity with the creature. They are big, they can fly, and they make a loud crunch when you kill them. Even worse, they live in huge colonies. If you find one skulking across your bathroom counter, you need to recognize that it is just the expendable crewman sent out by its more intelligent siblings to search for food. There are always hundreds more lurking in your walls, attics, and garages.
I turned to get a better look at my enemy and to determine which shoe I needed to kill it. Of course my husband’s shoes are bigger than mine, so I generally opt for their increased smacking surface. Not to mention, I’d rather not spread crunchy bug guts on the bottoms of my cute sandals.
I looked over at the shadow moving across the kitchen, and lo and behold it was no palmetto bug. My ninja-like nemesis was, in fact, a baby mole. Continue reading →
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